Garbage Collectors Gifts

'The 'Bin-men' are pretty good here.They take away almost anything you don't want!'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"I shop, therefore I am."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Utility Chic.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

'What training do I get?'

The traveling Yard Sale.

"Hey, dump that in the East River where it belongs."

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

Garbage is a collector's item.

Where There's Muck There's Brass.

An astronaut finds an abandoned shopping cart on the moon

'This crocodile handbag never gets nicked!'

Scavenging in the Recycling Bin

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."