Garbage Collectors Gifts

'The 'Bin-men' are pretty good here.They take away almost anything you don't want!'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"I shop, therefore I am."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Utility Chic.

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

'What training do I get?'

That's right. These plastic recycling bins are made to last thousands of years.

Raccoon receiving IV of garbage.

The traveling Yard Sale.

"Hey, dump that in the East River where it belongs."

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

Garbage is a collector's item.

Scavenging in the Recycling Bin

Where There's Muck There's Brass.

An astronaut finds an abandoned shopping cart on the moon

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."