Rubbish Collectors Gifts

'Gesundheit!'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Utility Chic.

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

The evolution of a woman's purse.

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

The traveling Yard Sale.

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

That's right. These plastic recycling bins are made to last thousands of years.

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

"Hey, dump that in the East River where it belongs."

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

'Got anything with a dual muffler?'

'Where is the rest of your inventory? Why isn't there a price tag on this one? Just what kind of rug store is this anyway?'

An astronaut finds an abandoned shopping cart on the moon

"We're editing our collection of plastic bags."