Rubbish Collector Gifts

"The council want you to have this extra bin madam. It's not for putting rubbish into through - it's just to take up any unused space in your front garden."

"Hold on a minute."

'Surprise!'

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

hat training do you need to become a rubbish collector?

The Hole in the Litter Picker's Bag.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

Utility Chic.

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

The evolution of a woman's purse.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

That's right. These plastic recycling bins are made to last thousands of years.

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

The traveling Yard Sale.

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

"Hey, dump that in the East River where it belongs."

'Got anything with a dual muffler?'