Rubbish Collector Pillows

"The council want you to have this extra bin madam. It's not for putting rubbish into through - it's just to take up any unused space in your front garden."

"Hold on a minute."

'Surprise!'

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

hat training do you need to become a rubbish collector?

The Hole in the Litter Picker's Bag.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Utility Chic.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

"You've opened my eyes to the most disgusting worldly delights."

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

How farmers get away w/ eating crackers in bed

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

Adult Education Evening Class: How to sort your rubbish.

The traveling Yard Sale.

"Hey, dump that in the East River where it belongs."

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'

'Got anything with a dual muffler?'

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'