Clutter Collector Pillows

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

"You've probably already guessed, ...I'm the bluebird of sloppiness."

"Honey, it's like a labyrinth in here!"

Laurel, I feel like the mess in your apartment is a problem. How so? There's a giant rat living on the trash scattered in your apartment. What's that got to do with you? It's now eating my foot. Perhaps you've got the hygiene problem.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'Hello? Yes, do you do student removals?'

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Rage.

"I didn't spark joy."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'I've misplaced everything.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

The Move.

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

Bob’s Museum

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

A Mom's Purse

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Categories are the key to organizing.

'Remember,Riley-as soon as you clear your desk you may leave early.'