Collecting Clutter Pillows

House of Horror

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

"I shop, therefore I am."

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'I've misplaced everything.'

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

Bob’s Museum

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Utility Chic.

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

A Mom's Purse

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

Categories are the key to organizing.

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."