Clutter Pillows

"The rest of the cubicle owners asked me to tell you to clean up your cubicle. You're bringing down the value of the other cubicles in the office."

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

Rage.

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

'I've misplaced everything.'

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

Bob’s Museum

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

A Mom's Purse

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

Categories are the key to organizing.

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'Hows it coming?'

A catch-all is born.

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"I guess breakable things need to be more careful around me."

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'Watch yourself.'