House of Horror
Collecting Clutter Gifts
If someone you know has a knack for collecting clutter, they probably have a significant pile of beloved items. Celebrate their passion with playful, tongue-in-cheek gifts designed to bring a smile to their face. Our selection of products highlights the quirky joy of hoarding treasures—from amusing mugs to witty prints—perfect for appreciating their unique interest in a lighthearted way. Whether it’s for a fellow clutter enthusiast or a humorous nudge to help tidy up, these gifts make the clutter lover smile.
Let's get organized
"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."
College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room
"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."
It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.
"I shop, therefore I am."
(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop
Maybe clean out your wallet
"There, all neat and tidy!"
"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."
Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags
"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."
"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."
'I've misplaced everything.'
"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."
"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."
Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.
'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'
"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."
Bob’s Museum
"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."
"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."
'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'
"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."
"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."
Utility Chic.
"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."
"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."
A Mom's Purse
Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale
Categories are the key to organizing.
"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"
'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'
"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."
Collecting Clutter Gifts Collection
Collecting Clutter Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for clutter lovers and add some humor to their daily routine.
Collecting Clutter Pillows
Find pillows that celebrate their passion for clutter—fun, comfy, and full of personality.
Collecting Clutter Prints
Browse prints that humorously reflect the love of collecting clutter—perfect for personalizing any space.
Collecting Clutter T-Shirts
Discover amusing t-shirts that poke fun at collecting clutter—great for casual wear and showcasing their quirky hobby.