Stuff Collector Gifts

Stuff Happened

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Posh Easter Egg

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Utility Chic.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"I wonder what this was for."

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

"Hey, Dad, guess what? My Honus Wagner baseball card is worth $2.1 million!"

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'