Clutter Enthusiast Gifts

"But this way I know where everything is."

'Brad is determined to get on that show about tv hoarders.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Dogs shaving

Raptures

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

Bob’s Museum

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

Spring Cleaning

A catch-all is born.

Jesus as a child - 'Just look at my clean floor! What have I told you about walking on puddles?'

"I tidied away all the cushions and stuffed toy animals. It appears we never had a bed."

'Hows it coming?'

"Think it can last 20 seconds this time?"

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

The Messy Sink

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Decluttering. . .

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

Super glue hoovering

"Thank God!"

"I'm running a loose ship."

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'