Decluttering Aficionados Gifts

Things that don't spark joy

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Maybe clean out your wallet

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'But you said to clean my room.'

'I've misplaced everything.'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

A Mom's Purse

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

Categories are the key to organizing.

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

I think these suits have feet in them so we won't leave prints

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

A catch-all is born.

Declutter Your Life

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'Watch yourself.'

Decluttering. . .

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

The Movers - Decluttering

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"Your sweaters go in the drawer, your shoes go on the shelf, and you go in this nifty cubby here."

"Oh no. We're victims of the 'Tidy Intruder'."