Decluttering Aficionado Gifts

A catch-all is born.

Let's get organized

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

It was getting worse. Bob's power suit kept wanting more and more, whereas Bob just wanted out.

Raptures

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Estate Sale! All the stuff my kids said they don't want to inherit.

'I've misplaced everything.'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

'In,' 'Out' and 'Organize.'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Of course I care about the environment, I never throw any clothes away."

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"I finally got myself organized and unsubscribed from all those-e-mails."

A Mom's Purse

Categories are the key to organizing.

"Trying to unclutter my life by reducing busyness is taking up all my free time!"

'I'm getting rid of a lot of crap as move into the next phase of my life...'

"Hello job security."

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

The life-changing magic of shoving everything into a huge Hefty bag and leaving it for somebody else to deal with.

Anal Retentives Assoc.

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

'Watch yourself.'

Super glue hoovering

"I found another great book about living with less stuff."

Decluttering. . .

"Maybe your purpose in life is to have a well-organized sock drawer."

The Movers - Decluttering

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"