Clutter Aficionado Gifts

Cloak Rooms

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Raptures

"It's too late for Jim. The tchotchkes have him now."

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

Bob’s Museum

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'...and this is the Mess.'

'I agree. You should definitely increase your refresh rate!'

"Yeah, I keep a clean desk. Now all the mess is in the computer!"

A catch-all is born.

'I leave it this way, because leaving it this way is a labor-saving device.'

Anal Retentives Assoc.

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

Decluttering. . .

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

"I'm running a loose ship."

Interior Un-Decorator: We Help You Downsize!

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"I've been thinking it over, Tom, and I've concluded that there's no room in this family for two people."

The Marie Kondo landfill

"I thought you were organizing my stuff."

Council worker sweeping under car.

'I'm dropping you, you're too clean.'

"Honey, while you're out, could you pick up some bric-a-brac?"

Party Supply Store/Clean Up Supply Store

'You are not landing on your dinner with those clean feet!'