Untidy Aficionado Gifts

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'

'...and this is the Mess.'

Raptures

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Anal Retentives Assoc.

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

"Brrrr...! - You know when you get the feeling that someone's just fallen into your grave...?"

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

After-Life Mints

'May I tidy up the infield?'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

I'm retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'Instead of one of our dishes you want to eat me? Just a minute, sir.. I've go to ask the manager.'

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

Lady having her hair dyed

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

Nutrition classes for zombies.

"Ahh, those were the good old days."

Zombies love ice fishing

Cloak Rooms