Untidy Aficionado Gifts

CLEAN YOUR ROOM! 'Out of sight, out of mind...'

'...and this is the Mess.'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

Raptures

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

Anal Retentives Assoc.

"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"

"That loft has needed sorting out for years, at least you've had time to do the job properly!!"

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

Lady having her hair dyed

"Brrrr...! - You know when you get the feeling that someone's just fallen into your grave...?"

After-Life Mints

'Cleanliness may be next to godliness, but with Jimmy it's next to impossible.'

I'm retired...I was tired yesterday and I'm tired again today.

"Riddle your salad with pepper, sir?"

'May I tidy up the infield?'

'Instead of one of our dishes you want to eat me? Just a minute, sir.. I've go to ask the manager.'

Man reading magazine: 'International Procrastinator.'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

"I'm here because I keep bumping into old friends. Like, literally bumping into them."

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

'For once could we not have an evening with just the two of us rather than you always bringing along your drinking buddies.'

"Ahh, those were the good old days."

Zombies love ice fishing

Cloak Rooms

'Don't just sit there buffering, clean up you room.'