Quirky Aficionado Gifts

'I just sold 50 gallons of blood to buy new hunting equipment. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going home to pass out.'

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'This wine is dreadful - try some.'

Football Crazy strip six

Imagine

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

My Spam Sketchbook

"The usual."

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Giant Sale!

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

'The Entrecote a la Bordelaise? It's stuff on a plate.'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

'Have you been feeding him cat food again?'

Cat art exhibition.

"I'd like a wine that was born in France and then bummed around California."

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

"We ran out of the little umbrellas."

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

Early days in the cloning lab.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

"This next trick will require a volunteer from the audience..."

"I'm working on a watercolor."

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

Blue wine

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

The Museum of Swine Art.