Quirky Finds Aficionado Gifts

"Anything catching your eye? Maybe one of my tia's antique perfume bottles? Or this rare cheese grater owned by one of Ricky Martin's entourage? Always a snappy icebreaker."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Nun Fight.

Karataoke

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Fishing for Birds

Football Crazy strip six

My Spam Sketchbook

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Giant Sale!

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

'What's wrong with you?'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

'Pointless Passtimes: making dead trees out of recycled wood.'

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

Llama training

"It won the award this year for aggravating the most architects."

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

"I can't help you with your chronic whistling. You don't need a psychiatrist, you need a musicologist!"

'It helps to be a little crazy to work here, but you're overqualified.'

You too can juggle.

"He likes to bring them indoors for the winter."

London Fly-Paper Vendor

England's Cafe Culture

"C'mon, Kid...let's not let this get ugly!"

Do Not Sneer.

"Tuesday nights are Ed's Kabuki League bowl-offs."