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Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

"You don't whisper anymore."

Football Crazy strip six

"Lap fish..."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

My Spam Sketchbook

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Upper East Side Dog Park

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

"And that's why you go on safari."

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

Storage Unit of Love

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Fish in Water Cooler.

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."