Quirky Romance Admirer Gifts

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Frankie and Johnny were lovers...

Love at First Sight

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Carbon Dating.

"I love you, you big fool."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"You don't whisper anymore."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I have such strong feelers for you."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

Storage Unit of Love

"So, do you come here often?"

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Banana Smoothie

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

The Odd Couple.

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

Happy Valentine's Day.

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."