Quirky Love Enthusiast Gifts

The M.R.I. of Love

Happy Valentine's Day! My friend is looking for a valentine's day date. She asked me to build her ideal man. She wants him to be tall and smart so I made him with long legs and a big brain. He has great ears so he's a good listener, and an extra funny bone so he has a wonderful sense of humor. Most important, I was very careful when working on his chest. Her ideal man must have his heart in the right place. Will you be my valentine?

Happy Valentine's Day!

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

"You don't whisper anymore."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Football Crazy strip six

"And that's why you go on safari."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

Storage Unit of Love

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

"Yeah, my great-grandpa was shell-shocked in World War One too..."

'I even love the way you snore!'

Environmentally Sound Management of Biotechnology.

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Actually, this is not what I thought you meant when you said you were a dog person.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'What's wrong with you?'

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"Your being boring, stuffy and predictable is part of your charm."

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

Frankie and Johnny were lovers...

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"I don't have any test kits, but if you can smell him, you don't have Covid 19"