Quirky Love Enthusiasts Gifts

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"I love you, you big fool."

"You don't whisper anymore."

And they lived happily ever after for a few years until the quirks they found so cute in each other when they were dating eventually drove them both insane the end.

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Storage Unit of Love

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

Frankie and Johnny were lovers...

Romance

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'It was a nice wedding, but the drug testing kind of spoiled it.'

Mouse on mouse action.

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

It started as a mutal distate for publicity, but soon blossomed into a cheap physical act...

Doomed Romance

"You spoil that canary."

Tapeworms Need Love Too

"I've always wanted to be in a committed relationship."

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

'We were the quintessential odd couple. Then we got peculiar.'

"The date went well! He's bad tempered, has bad eyesight and a tendency to charge when threatened: He's perfect!"

'We get most of our recreation at home.'

Because it contains thousands of individual characters, burping the alphabet in Japan is truly a glorious achievement.

"I want you to have it. It's a lock of my hair replacement."

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine