Quirky Romance Enthusiasts Gifts

'It's like this: I love this rubber tire and as soon as we're able, we're going to get married.'

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Love at First Sight

Carbon Dating.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"You don't whisper anymore."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Banana Smoothie

"So, do you come here often?"

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Consenting Adults.

Storage Unit of Love

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

"You need a mint."

'I even love the way you snore!'

Happy Valentine's Day.

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."