Quirky Romance Enthusiasts Mugs

'It's like this: I love this rubber tire and as soon as we're able, we're going to get married.'

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

Love at First Sight

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Carbon Dating.

"You don't whisper anymore."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

"So, do you come here often?"

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Storage Unit of Love

Consenting Adults.

Banana Smoothie

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"You need a mint."

Happy Valentine's Day.

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

Didgeridoos