Quirky Romance Fans Mugs

A blimp falls in love with a fat man.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Carbon Dating.

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Carbon Dating

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"So, do you come here often?"

Consenting Adults.

Storage Unit of Love

Banana Smoothie

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

Happy Valentine's Day.

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

'I even love the way you snore!'

"You need a mint."

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

Didgeridoos

"It's serious. We've had each other's tracking numbers tattooed on our bottoms."