Quirky Romance Fan Mugs

"Looks like someone got lucky."

'We know you'll be angry, but we love each other and we want to spend the rest of our lives together...'

"So, do you come here often?"

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Carbon Dating.

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Carbon Dating

Banana Smoothie

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Storage Unit of Love

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Consenting Adults.

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

Nick Offerman

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Who are These People?"

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'I even love the way you snore!'

"You need a mint."

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

Happy Valentine's Day.

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."