Quirky Romance Fan Pillows

"Looks like someone got lucky."

'We know you'll be angry, but we love each other and we want to spend the rest of our lives together...'

"So, do you come here often?"

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Carbon Dating.

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I have such strong feelers for you."

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Consenting Adults.

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Storage Unit of Love

Banana Smoothie

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Nick Offerman

Happy Valentine's Day.

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

'I even love the way you snore!'

"Who are These People?"

"You need a mint."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

Introducing Peter's Cousin - Murray Pan - The Boy Who Refused To Stay A Child