Quirky Romance Admirer Pillows

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Love at First Sight

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Carbon Dating.

"I love you, you big fool."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"You don't whisper anymore."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

"So, do you come here often?"

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Storage Unit of Love

Banana Smoothie

The Odd Couple.

'I even love the way you snore!'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Happy Valentine's Day.

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

Didgeridoos

'You disgust me; but I like it.'