Romantic Quirk Enthusiast Pillows

'Harold's sweet, smart, funny, thoughtful and rich. Maybe if I squint he won't look that old to to me...'

Bear Costume

"You don't whisper anymore."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Romantic Tree Carving

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Storage Unit of Love

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"So, do you come here often?"

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

'He's dyslexic!'

Lovers in ruffled dresses

'Alright, let's do this.'

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

Perfect Match

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

Barbara Cartland

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

It was love at first...