Romantic Quirk Enthusiast Mugs

'Harold's sweet, smart, funny, thoughtful and rich. Maybe if I squint he won't look that old to to me...'

Bear Costume

"You don't whisper anymore."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Romantic Tree Carving

"So, do you come here often?"

"It's perfect! You're a government redactor, and I'm a broadcast network word bleeper."

Storage Unit of Love

You're pig-headed, Louis, I like that in a man.

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

'He's dyslexic!'

Perfect Match

'Alright, let's do this.'

Lovers in ruffled dresses

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

'I even love the way you snore!'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

'Honey, it's me! If you want to marry me, please press 1!'

Barbara Cartland

Valentine man in underpants.