Quirky Romance Appreciator Pillows

Tortoise Falls In Love With A Football.

Love at First Sight

Carbon Dating.

"I love you, you big fool."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"You don't whisper anymore."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

"So, do you come here often?"

Banana Smoothie

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Consenting Adults.

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Storage Unit of Love

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"You need a mint."

'I even love the way you snore!'

Happy Valentine's Day.

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"Looks like someone got lucky."