Quirky Romance Appreciator Prints

Tortoise Falls In Love With A Football.

Love at First Sight

Carbon Dating.

"I love you, you big fool."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"You don't whisper anymore."

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Storage Unit of Love

"So, do you come here often?"

Consenting Adults.

Banana Smoothie

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Happy Valentine's Day.

"You need a mint."

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."