Quirky Romance Enthusiast Prints

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

Storage Unit of Love

"I'm what you call a 'Ruralsexual'."

Mouse on mouse action.

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Love at First Sight

Carbon Dating.

"I love you, you big fool."

"You don't whisper anymore."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

"So, do you come here often?"

Consenting Adults.

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Banana Smoothie

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

Happy Valentine's Day.

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"You need a mint."