Quirky Relationship Enthusiast Prints

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"You don't whisper anymore."

"I want you to have it. It's a lock of my hair replacement."

"It's about unconventional couples. Like me and you!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

My wife's been talking to the skin I shed for over an hour.

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Storage Unit of Love

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'I even love the way you snore!'

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

Frankie and Johnny were lovers...

Husband / Wife / On The Side

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"Hmm....who's this tall drink of water?"

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

"We met in the Galapagos."

'Meet my significant other.'

Your shoulders are like silk. For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.

Tortoise Falls In Love With A Football.

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

Mouse on mouse action.

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

"It started as a little harmless tree-hugging and sort of grew from there."

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."

"Mom, Dad, this is Eddie, my heart's shaman!"

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

"He has a limited vocabulary - but boy, can he kiss..!"