Quirky Relationship Enthusiast Gifts

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"You don't whisper anymore."

"I want you to have it. It's a lock of my hair replacement."

"It's about unconventional couples. Like me and you!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Storage Unit of Love

"This is never going to work—you're a tree!"

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'I even love the way you snore!'

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

Husband / Wife / On The Side

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'Meet my significant other.'

"We met in the Galapagos."

Mouse on mouse action.

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

Tortoise Falls In Love With A Football.

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

"Mom, Dad, this is Eddie, my heart's shaman!"

"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."

"It started as a little harmless tree-hugging and sort of grew from there."

"He has a limited vocabulary - but boy, can he kiss..!"

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

'I'm worried about him. He's becoming emotionaly involved with the vacuum cleaner.'

The M.R.I. of Love

'Erica, you're a cutie and I really like you, but your way to do French kissing makes me nervous!'