Quirky Relationship Fan Gifts

"Here. I sold you on Ebay."

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

"I guess you could say I have a type."

"Patty and Glen met at the Opera. Rich and I met at the beach. Where did you two meet?"

"You don't whisper anymore."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Storage Unit of Love

"So, do you come here often?"

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

'I even love the way you snore!'

"Looks like someone got lucky."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

'I know we're supposed to be Lovebirds, but a bit of privacy from time to time would be nice...'

Frankie and Johnny were lovers...

She was always an introvert.

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

"We met in the Galapagos."

'Meet my significant other.'

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

Mouse on mouse action.

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

'Kevin was plagued since childhood by fears of a monster under his bed, but eventually overcame it until he and his monster became inseparable best friends.'

Your shoulders are like silk. For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."

"I want you to have it. It's a lock of my hair replacement."

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

"This should be hilarious."

'Gloria, I want you to meet my significant other.'

'I can't believe those two tied the knot, they're so mismatched.'