Quirky Relationship Fan Gifts

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

"I guess you could say I have a type."

"You don't whisper anymore."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"So, do you come here often?"

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Storage Unit of Love

'I even love the way you snore!'

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

"Looks like someone got lucky."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

'I know we're supposed to be Lovebirds, but a bit of privacy from time to time would be nice...'

'Meet my significant other.'

"We met in the Galapagos."

'Now THERE'S a friendship I've never quite understood. That's Ludwig van Beethoven on the left, with Harvey Fernquist, the inventor of telephone 'hold' music!'

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

Mouse on mouse action.

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

"I want you to have it. It's a lock of my hair replacement."

"This should be hilarious."

Dog & Cat Friends.

"He has a limited vocabulary - but boy, can he kiss..!"

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

"This is my first drink of the day."

"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."

'I can't believe those two tied the knot, they're so mismatched.'

'Gloria, I want you to meet my significant other.'