Quirky Relationship Fans Gifts

"We met in the Galapagos."

"You don't whisper anymore."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Face Mask Romance

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Graffitti.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"So, do you come here often?"

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"Looks like someone got lucky."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

'I know we're supposed to be Lovebirds, but a bit of privacy from time to time would be nice...'

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

ACME COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'She should be attractive, intelligenty, charming, and funny, or best offer.

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

"How come we don't start plagues any more? Are we one of those boring couples?"

'Meet my significant other.'

'I'm part of you, you're part of me...'

Tunnel of Love ride intersects with a Tunnel of Voyeurism ride.