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"We met in the Galapagos."

"After all these years we're starting to look alike, so we don't want to spoil it by actually meeting face to face."

"You don't whisper anymore."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"So, do you come here often?"

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Graffitti.

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

Face Mask Romance

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"Looks like someone got lucky."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."

'I know we're supposed to be Lovebirds, but a bit of privacy from time to time would be nice...'

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

ACME COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'She should be attractive, intelligenty, charming, and funny, or best offer.

"How come we don't start plagues any more? Are we one of those boring couples?"

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

'Meet my significant other.'