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'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

"You don't whisper anymore."

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

What Guys Say and What They Mean,

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

Graffitti.

Face Mask Romance

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

Spud dating.

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

ACME COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'She should be attractive, intelligenty, charming, and funny, or best offer.

Florist. You're taking your new girlfriend to the aviary for Valentine's Day? Yes -- It's a cheap date.

"We met in the Galapagos."

"How come we don't start plagues any more? Are we one of those boring couples?"

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

'Meet my significant other.'

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'

'I'm part of you, you're part of me...'

Tunnel of Love ride intersects with a Tunnel of Voyeurism ride.