Quirky Relationship Lover T-Shirts

"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"You don't whisper anymore."

STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Storage Unit of Love

'I even love the way you snore!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

Romance

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Meet my significant other.'

"We met in the Galapagos."

Mouse on mouse action.

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

It started as a mutal distate for publicity, but soon blossomed into a cheap physical act...

Tortoise Falls In Love With A Football.

"I've always wanted to be in a committed relationship."

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

'Ms. Gunderson will see you now, and she apologizes for keeping you wading so long.'

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

"I think mine likes yours, too!"

"Hey hon, don't wait up. They too the handcuffs and leather whip away from me at security."

"He has a limited vocabulary - but boy, can he kiss..!"

"I want you to have it. It's a lock of my hair replacement."

"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."

'You're a nice guy and all that, but I'm looking for somebody more symmetrical.'

'I'm worried about him. He's becoming emotionaly involved with the vacuum cleaner.'