"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."
Quirky Relationship Lover Mugs
Surprise your quirky love with a humorous mug that captures your unique relationship. Perfect for morning coffee or afternoon tea, these mugs add a playful touch to your daily routine.
Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".
"I love you, you big fool."
'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'
"You don't whisper anymore."
STILL LIVES - Bolt: 'It's like we were made for one another!'
Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...
Storage Unit of Love
'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'
'I even love the way you snore!'
"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."
"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."
'You disgust me; but I like it.'
"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."
'I think I met Frank at the circus.'
Romance
"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."
"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."
'Meet my significant other.'
"We met in the Galapagos."
Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.
Your shoulders are like silk. For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.
Tortoise Falls In Love With A Football.
It started as a mutal distate for publicity, but soon blossomed into a cheap physical act...
Mouse on mouse action.
"I've always wanted to be in a committed relationship."
'Who says it has to be tongues?'
'Ms. Gunderson will see you now, and she apologizes for keeping you wading so long.'
"Hey hon, don't wait up. They too the handcuffs and leather whip away from me at security."
"I think mine likes yours, too!"
"I want you to have it. It's a lock of my hair replacement."
"He has a limited vocabulary - but boy, can he kiss..!"
Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'
"I don't care if she is a tape dispenser. I love her."
'You're a nice guy and all that, but I'm looking for somebody more symmetrical.'
Quirky Relationship Lover Mugs Collection
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Quirky Relationship Lover Prints
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Quirky Relationship Lover T-Shirts
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