Quirky Companion Lover Mugs

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'

"I love you, you big fool."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

"Lap fish..."

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

"The saving grace of living with someone who has AD/HD is that any arguments you have over it never last very long."

Upper East Side Dog Park

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Storage Unit of Love

Priest with the Pet Devil.

'I even love the way you snore!'

"The words 'complete screwball' are not in my vocabulary."

Fish in Water Cooler.

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.

Love is Love

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Freak Family.

'Interesting. . . 'While dogs respond to dog whistles, wolverines respond only to cash and traveler's checks.''

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting