Quirky Relationship Aficionado Mugs

'I'm worried about him. He's becoming emotionaly involved with the vacuum cleaner.'

"You don't whisper anymore."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Storage Unit of Love

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"Legs up to here!"

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"I'll tell you what he's got that we haven't - a bigger leaf!"

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

Man Flap

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

Husband / Wife / On The Side

101 Positions/101 Excuses

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

'...and seven years ago I donated one of my kidneys to him. I want it back.'

'Meet my significant other.'

"We met in the Galapagos."

Doomed Romance

"Uh-oh. I think they're having a Bryn Mawr moment."

Tortoise Falls In Love With A Football.

Mouse on mouse action.

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

"He has a limited vocabulary - but boy, can he kiss..!"

"I found you running wild. Ungroomed and lacking social skills. Today, you're a trophy partner."