Quirky Relationship Buffs Mugs

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

"You don't whisper anymore."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Graffitti.

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Face Mask Romance

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

Spud dating.

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

"Steve and I live together, but we're getting indicted separately."

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

Rob and Maria dated for months, until the day he realized she was made entirely out of soy.

'Is it true a Maitre D' has the authority to marry people, just like the captain of a ship?'

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Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'

"We met in the Galapagos."

'Do you, Optimus_!@aol.com. take thee, Sexy69@aol.co...'

'Meet my significant other.'

"How come we don't start plagues any more? Are we one of those boring couples?"

'I'm part of you, you're part of me...'

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