Quirky Courtship Enthusiast Mugs

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

Love at First Sight

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"You don't whisper anymore."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Storage Unit of Love

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

Wildlife Refuge

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

The Night is Young and you're so beautiful!

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

Romantic knight.

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

Mouse on mouse action.

Tortoise Falls In Love With A Football.

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

"I want you to have it. It's a lock of my hair replacement."

"He has a limited vocabulary - but boy, can he kiss..!"