Quirky Courtship Enthusiast Prints

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

Love at First Sight

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"You don't whisper anymore."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Storage Unit of Love

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'I even love the way you snore!'

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

Frankie and Johnny were lovers...

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

"Our violinist isn't here tonight, but Tony here will be happy to play something romantic on his cymbals for you."

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

Wildlife Refuge

The Night is Young and you're so beautiful!

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp'."

Romantic knight.

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

Near-sighted goose falls in love with saxophone.

Tortoise Falls In Love With A Football.

"These are the best seats. Remember when they used to put us next to the bus stop?"

Mouse on mouse action.

Your shoulders are like silk. For some reason, when my skin crawls, it feels smooth.

"He wants to know if I'm alone."

'Who says it has to be tongues?'

"I want you to have it. It's a lock of my hair replacement."