Quirky Romance Lovers T-Shirts

Finally a normal guy, she thought, until she dropped her fork and he offered to help.

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Love at First Sight

Carbon Dating.

"I love you, you big fool."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"You don't whisper anymore."

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

"So, do you come here often?"

Storage Unit of Love

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Consenting Adults.

Banana Smoothie

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Happy Valentine's Day.

'I even love the way you snore!'

"You need a mint."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."