Quirky Romance Lovers Gifts

Finally a normal guy, she thought, until she dropped her fork and he offered to help.

Love at First Sight

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Carbon Dating.

"I love you, you big fool."

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"You don't whisper anymore."

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

Storage Unit of Love

Banana Smoothie

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Consenting Adults.

"So, do you come here often?"

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'I even love the way you snore!'

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

"You need a mint."

Happy Valentine's Day.

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."

Didgeridoos