Quirky Lovers Gifts

"How many of these blind dates must we go on before we can start seeing each other?"

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

"I love you, you big fool."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"Leon, do you think it's all psychological?"

'Flowers? From a garage? You're a darling!'

Graffitti.

Face Mask Romance

"Great tights!"

'He has his pet and I have mine.'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"Sure, I may be over the top, but at least I'm not underhanded like him!"

"May we see your kids' menu please?"

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Honestly, I'm not sure I even know who every one of you are anymore."

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

'I think I met Frank at the circus.'

Romance

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

'I'll never forget the first time we met...when that gardener cut you in half with his spade.'

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

ACME COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'She should be attractive, intelligenty, charming, and funny, or best offer.

Intimacy - Breeding Ground for Mutual Grooming.