Quirkiness Lover Gifts

'Hence, there is a direct relationship between how the ball bounces and the way the cookie crumbles.'

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

"I love you, you big fool."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

Great British Eccentrics.

Pastry Hat

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

"Great tights!"

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Freak Family.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Flatware Follies.

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

Andy Warhol