Quirkiness Lover Gifts

'Hence, there is a direct relationship between how the ball bounces and the way the cookie crumbles.'

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"I love you, you big fool."

Great British Eccentrics.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

Pastry Hat

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Snapshots in Time

The latest in Eyewear.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"Great tights!"

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

Man playing chess from his parked car.

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'Yes, Super-Supreme pizza... Delivered please...'

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

The songwriter who wrote a bridge about his bridge.

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"This mentoring isn't as easy as I thought."

'You'll find that these really let your feet breathe'

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Freak Family.

Flatware Follies.

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."