Quirky Experience Lover Gifts

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"

"I love you, you big fool."

Hay Rides $10

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'

"Great tights!"

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Men's Department. I want a tie that says, "I hate ties."

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

'Beer? Wassat then?'

"I can't eat all that."

Movie with dinner: Now serving Texas Chainsaw Casserole.

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Pine Hill Hot Dog Water Springs

'I wonder if I should add this to my resume.'

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."

Forget Your Worries at Velton Corners, Spa.

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Ass-less Chaps

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

Lady Gaga

'Slow and hurl.'

"This part of space feels especially weird right now."

They know me here. No words in my menu. Just pictograms. Al's menu. Menu.

"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"

'Sorry I'm late - my wife's tongue stud got snagged on my nipple ring.'

Paradox in the Wardrobe...The mango mail-order boxy pants were very, very, very roomy as advertised, and yet they were somehow confining.

"It's just a loaner while my other horse is in the shop."

Pierced, tattooed beautician with spiked hair brings out woman's beauty.

'It's a hat.' 'It's a cravat.'

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 9

Graves: Ernest Moss Ventriloquists. . . 'Georgie'