Quirky Content Lover Gifts

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Alien 'Hey, these are my kind of people...'

Man getting excited about 'The pawn channel'

"I love you, you big fool."

Giraffe Selfie

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Who knew grass migrates?

Fishing.

Dummies for Dummies.

"Great tights!"

Nobody's reding our company blog,we need you to have sex with Mrs Miggins so that we can spice it up!

"Sometimes Ben does very dumb things. I love that in him."

The Mad Hatter finally gets taken down.

"I'm gona level with you, Judith, I've spent some time in the pen."

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

'That's right...his appendix...and it's pure dynamite! Don't you see? It'll be the ultimate insider celebrity memoir!'

'Oh Gloria, I love you with all my heart, part of my liver and most of my lower intestine.'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'As a hairdresser, I must say you take it a bit far.'

Rare Books / Exceedingly Rare Books / Never Published Books

'Jimmy. Stick to the outline.'

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

"Dad, I'm a lab-rat by choice, it's my profession. Now you're just going to have to accept the fact that you have a son who's pregnant."

"So, Mr. Igor - why do you want to be a laboratory assistant?"

Freak Family.

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

Flatware Follies.

Abandoned baby with note is left by mouse hole.

'No, it's not one of those fake arrows. I had my head pierced.'

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

Miss Lonelyhearts Advice to the Lovelorn

For years Melenie stayed home waiting for the stirrup cords revival.

"No, it's not a religion or a cult. It's a fashion statement."